Sunday, January 17, 2010

Honey I'm Home~Noon: Kerry ~

Honey I'm Home


The Car Won't Start--It's Falling Apart Falling Apart
I Was Late For Work And The Boss Got Smart
My Pantyline Shows--Got A Run In My Hose
My Hair Went Fiat--Man, I Hate That (Hate That)

Just When I Thought Things Couldn't Get Worse
I Realized I Forgot My Purse
With All This Stress--I Must Confess
This Could Be Worse Than PMS

BRIDGE:
This Job Ain't Worth The Pay
Can't Wait 'Til The End Of The Day
Honey, I'm On My Way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

CHORUS:
Honey, I'm Home And I Had A Hard Day
Pour Me A Cold One And Oh, By The Way
Rub My Feet, Gimme Something To Eat
Fix Me Up My Favorite Treat
Honey, I'm Back, My Head's Killing Me
I Need To Relax And Watch TV
Get Off The Phone--Give The Dog A Bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm Home!

I Broke A Nail Opening The Mail
I Cursed Out Loud 'Cause It Hurts Like Hell
This Job's A Pain--It's So Mundane
It Sure Don't Stimulate My Brain

(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)

Oh, Rub My Neck Will You

(CHORUS)

I'm Home, That Feels Much Better

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